So capital-L life went down sometime around November and I'm just starting to crawl out of it now. It's basically been DRAMA | PARTY | WORK | WORK | PARTY | oh-wait-i'm-supposed-to-be-creating-art-whatever-happened-to-that-girl-whose-heart-keened-at-the-curve-of-a-phrase. I might LJ about it!
Super-flattered that you thought of me when you posted the Apollo/Artemis piece! "Keep trying until eternity" is pretty much Hell, which is perfect. Just keep on rolling that boner up the hill, bro/Apollo (bropollo?), your peen is never going to get to her. Here's to immortal unrequited love and many, many, many kinds of sex to write about.
[We can be cheaters together, because I just watched the show without reading the books beforehand. STOP READING HERE IF YOU AREN'T DONE WITH THE TV SERIES EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU ARE]
Pete doesn't have enough game (o see what i did there) as Baelish, but I have a feeling that he'd be a quick study. You know that scene in episode 7, when Petyr rants about his motivations while his whores sort of awkwardly simulate sex in the background? When he snarls about Ned Stark and that sort of lantern-jaw honor&duty type, "I'm not going to fight them. I'm going to fuck them"? That is *exactly* Pete's approach. Underhanded scrawny slippery little bitches who can't do things the conventional way, indeed. Now I can't stop thinking about how Master of Coin is pretty much like Head of Accounts, and how Littlefinger's scar runs from navel to chin, and how there might be certain, ahem, possibilities along that vein. SOMEONE MAKE A MEME, STAT. OR PORN.
Christ, Jaime/Cersei so fanatically hot I can't even comprehend. I mean, he came out of the womb clutching her foot ajskdlf;salfkjasfkl creation myth the origin of love. And in my head he still spoons behind her and holds her heel when they sleep, and Cersei's like, "ugh this position is uncomfortable my legs are getting cramped and my ass is in your face" and he's like "i don't care this is symbolic" and then she tries to kick him but he's gripping her too hard. Arrogant, devastatingly attractive and quick-tempered twins = never let me go. Of course Bropollo is right.
P.S. I got to your tumblr by just randomly clicking around your LJ -- I don't have my own yet, although I should probably create one.
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Date: 2011-08-18 02:15 am (UTC)Super-flattered that you thought of me when you posted the Apollo/Artemis piece! "Keep trying until eternity" is pretty much Hell, which is perfect. Just keep on rolling that boner up the hill, bro/Apollo (bropollo?), your peen is never going to get to her. Here's to immortal unrequited love and many, many, many kinds of sex to write about.
[We can be cheaters together, because I just watched the show without reading the books beforehand. STOP READING HERE IF YOU AREN'T DONE WITH THE TV SERIES EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU ARE]
Pete doesn't have enough game (o see what i did there) as Baelish, but I have a feeling that he'd be a quick study. You know that scene in episode 7, when Petyr rants about his motivations while his whores sort of awkwardly simulate sex in the background? When he snarls about Ned Stark and that sort of lantern-jaw honor&duty type, "I'm not going to fight them. I'm going to fuck them"? That is *exactly* Pete's approach. Underhanded scrawny slippery little bitches who can't do things the conventional way, indeed. Now I can't stop thinking about how Master of Coin is pretty much like Head of Accounts, and how Littlefinger's scar runs from navel to chin, and how there might be certain, ahem, possibilities along that vein. SOMEONE MAKE A MEME, STAT. OR PORN.
Christ, Jaime/Cersei so fanatically hot I can't even comprehend. I mean, he came out of the womb clutching her foot ajskdlf;salfkjasfkl creation myth the origin of love. And in my head he still spoons behind her and holds her heel when they sleep, and Cersei's like, "ugh this position is uncomfortable my legs are getting cramped and my ass is in your face" and he's like "i don't care this is symbolic" and then she tries to kick him but he's gripping her too hard. Arrogant, devastatingly attractive and quick-tempered twins = never let me go. Of course Bropollo is right.
P.S. I got to your tumblr by just randomly clicking around your LJ -- I don't have my own yet, although I should probably create one.