Okay this is all amazing and I can't fully process it except that I love it but have this one thought

Westeros Pete and Ken = CUTEST THING EVER. Pete's bitchiness gets magnified by 10000x in a situation where with the right twisting and manipulation he could get Ken killed or exiled. Oh god.

Also also me and soltian discussed Joan as a brothel owner (WITH A POOL OF SECRETARIES TURNED PROSTITUTES) and Roger in the position of Robert and IMAGINING THEIR RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT AAAAHH THE COMPLEXITY WRITES ITSELF.

And Hildy as Trudy's handmaiden.