Meme thing

[soltian]

Ganked this from nightambre:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.

Please respond :) I make up weird shit about pretty much every character I come in contact with, so this should be fun.

Comments

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

oh man, I'm torn between kisame, chouji, kankuro, or jirobou. PICK WHICHEVER YOU WANT :)

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Kisame is cold-blooded and needs external sources of heat in order to keep his energy up, otherwise he will slowly start to hibernate.
Kisame can breathe just as easily under water as he can above ground, but his gills are a sensitive weak spot and foreign objects inserted in them cause searing pain, diziness, and feverish symptoms.
When given the choice, Kisame prefers to have sex on his stomach, with his facial expression and noises under his own control.

Jiroubou is the "comfort couch" of the sound four, prone to harrassment from a turntable of Sakon, Ukon, Kidoumaru, and Tayuya whenever they're fighting amongst themselves.
Jiroubou likes Kidoumaru best because he (usually) doesn't try to touch him in inappropriate places.
Jiroubou secretly tries to be as happy as possible, which is why he tries to enjoy fighting and destroying, even though those aren't primary motivations for him.

CHOUJI AND KANKURO I WOULD HAVE TO THINK MORE ON DURRR. Oh Kisame Kisame Kisame <3 <3 <3

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

ahahah YESSS ♥ those all make so much sense actually. :D

[levy.livejournal.com]

I want to know about Kyoya Oohtori.
lovely meme, I think I'll grab it! *^_^*

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Kyouya suffers from bad dreams relating to stress and the anxiety that things will never actually get better. The dreams more often involve him hurting others than being hurt.
Kyouya's middle brother is named Shio, who is often away for school, work, and other things that keep him busy, but who is also in the dangerous habit of making Kyouya as miserable as possible.
Kyouya fancies elegant dresses in dark colors and (very) secretly enjoys selecting and wearing them for himself.
Kyouya is often trying to tone down the explicit nature of Renge's Ouran Doujinshi content, whether or not said content is actually true.

Trying to make this as undepressing as possible XD Hahaha oh many my pseudo-canon for Kyouya is so MEAN.

[frostious.livejournal.com]

Kakuzu! /o/

...Didn't see that coming, did ya? :D

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Kakuzu occassionally considers that the Godaime is possibly the most disgusting woman on this earth, and that it would suit him to cut her into pieces.
Kakuzu is highly adept at cooking, since he likes to have good food to eat but is loathe to pay someone else to prepare it, let alone put their fingers in what he's about to ingest. He's found it's actually quite an enjoyable pastime though - for those who have time for that sort of thing.
Kakuzu's body is difficult to maintain and a night at rest is enough to cause it to start breaking apart. Stitching himself back together is something of a morning routine, just like stretching or yawning. This also means the length of time he can actually sleep for has become more and more limited over the years.

Not at all :D But he's deeply fun, he is <33 So cute.

[frostious.livejournal.com]

That was awesome. <3 And sense-making, too. For some reason I found the whole morning-stitching-routine-thingy incredibly, incredibly cute. And now I'm left wondering whether Hidan would find that cute, amusing or absolutely disgusting.

Thanks for the facts, they were great. :D I love it when people talk about Kakuzu, they don't talk about him enough. <3

[riicchan.livejournal.com]

Oh, lovely! Your view of TeniPuri has pretty much warped my brain, so let's go for this.
I say... Sai, from Naruto!

You should respond with a character for me. XD I'm curious.

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Oh boo XD I'd love to do some Tennis for this, but that's okay <3

Sai's fascination with penises is actually not as sexual as it seems. Sai is so socially retarded that he doesn't see the "problem" with what he does, just the violent adverse reaction, and like a little child, finds that hilarious to no end.
Sai is actually more infaturated with Sakura than Naruto.
Although Sai's emotions in general are quite limited, the new ones that he's starting to discover are mostly happy and amusing. This possibly makes him even more dangerous than before, since there's no telling what he'll do for his own pleasure from here on out.

[riicchan.livejournal.com]

If you wanna do a TeniPuri person, then I'll change my choice. :D

[soltian.livejournal.com]

You can always ask for another :D I don't mind.

[crowitched.livejournal.com]

SOME TENNIS HEY?
akazawa because I'm original :B

[crowitched.livejournal.com]

i'm feeling a bit shy about adding this too BUT WHAT THE HECK ONE CAN'T BAKE A CAKE WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS.
KANEDA TOO

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Akazawa has a love of flowers because they manage to keep him calm under stress. He never screams at flowers.
The first time Akazawa saw Mizuki, he was certain he was a girl, and asked him to be the manager of St Rudolph. It took a long time before Akazawa actually realized his mistake, and Nomura had to be the one to tell him. By then it was too late.
Akazawa had an unruly early childhood, and was always very loud, but despite this people didn't cater to his whininess. He's bound to be frustrated for the rest of his life, most likely.

Kaneda used to be very serious about religion, so unlike the collection of rejects St Rudolph seems to attract, Kaneda chose to go there himself and filled out all the paperwork before his parents had a chance to help him. Such a prodigy!
Kaneda is no longer serious about religion, but he's serious enough about Buchou that it amounts to the same thing.
Kaneda was abused emotionally as a child and expects nothing less than perfection from himself, which he pursues vigorously. His sense of justice is somewhat warped, but he is unaware of that, positive he is doing the Right Thing, all the time.

THX FOR YOUR TENNIS I LOVE YOU :) Hope you enjoy my amazing things I make up. I actually RPed Kaneda this one time and I think he entered my soul lol so I had a lot to say about him.

[crowitched.livejournal.com]

your personal canons collapse with mine and there's harmony!! :D:D and it's always so lovely to hear about what other people think about these lovely brainkiddos since Konomi does not like to give us their backstories
<3333

and to think I was actually dying to ask this and I was afraid to do so. Jaysus glad I exploded I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I PUSH ON TENNIS WAY TOO MUCH yousee feels like I like to repeat myself like I like to repeat myself

[mali.livejournal.com]

Ryoga :D

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha YOU'RE JUST BEGGING FOR CRACK XD

After making it to the cursed springs, again (they seem to do this a lot, and then fail?) Ryoga traded in the curse of the pig for the curse of the woman, and now knows Ranma's pain in a whole new way.
Ryoga and Ranma are currently living together on a cruise ship as waitresses, which gets consistently more and more irritating as time goes on. Their plan is to get to the springs together again, but whether Ranma will actually allow retarded direction-challenged Ryoga rid himself of his curse (that he has become immensely infatuated with) remains to be seen.
Ryoga really really really really misses being a pig. As much as he would have complained about it, being small and out of sight was very advantageous, and he'd secretly be all right with it if he got the pig back.

[saveussos.livejournal.com]

ooh ooh. do mugen. or jin. or fuu. or one involving the three of them. :D

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Oh man XD Okay here I go with the crack again...

Three years after they split up, Fuu and Mugen find each other, Jin goes and retrieves Shino like he promised, and the four of them all meet up, by Shino's suggestion, to find a settling spot together. They were originally going to look for two houses, but Mugen saw no need for that, claiming that the women should be shared. Jin and Fuu took offense, but Mugen started spending more time harrassing Jin than Shino, on the off times that he was arguing with Fuu (a lot).
Jin became fascinated with cooking and gardening, and was very pleased the first time he could cook dinner for the four of them. He presented it proudly, but it was goddamned awful. Fuu freaked out on whether or not to tell him how bad it was, Shino quietly critiqued it, and Mugen was very rude. This caused Jin to stop speaking to him, but since Jin is so quiet normally, Mugen didn't notice until Fuu got on his case about apologizing.
Mugen, Fuu, and Shino all work part time jobs to support the house, and Jin teaches from home in his own dojo. Shino earns a steady income, Fuu's occupation gets a little shaky from time to time, and Mugen purges all the money he makes before he can get home.

...That's as far as I can go without getting into the whole...mpreg thing...which somehow took over on the Samurai Champloo stuff XD

[saveussos.livejournal.com]

oh that sounds adorable XD especially the Jin cooking part <3

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

So, just thought I should drop a line and let you know I found you on DevArt and then friended you here. Hope you don't mind. :) Your art is total love.

I actually was wondering if you allow your art to be made into LJ icons? With proper credit and all that? Cause I'd love to make some out of your Prince of Tennis stuff. :D

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot <3 I don't mind at all XD And I do, as long as proper credit is given then it's totally fine :) I'm glad you like it that much!

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

I totally love all your art, and when I saw your Prince of Tennis chibis I was just overcome with an urge to icon. :D

I made a little gallery (http://pics.livejournal.com/longleggedgit/gallery/0004cqyd) of icons I made out of them, if you wanted to look and/or use any for yourself! (You have to view the image all by itself before it becomes the proper size.) :)

As of now I'm just using a couple for myself. Would you be opposed to other people using them as well? I will share them, if not. :)

Thanks so much again! I love the Inui chibi the absolute best, he is sooo adorable.

[soltian.livejournal.com]

Sure, whoever wants them can go ahead as long as credit is still given XD I'm really glad you like them! I'm very partial to the Inui myself, actually. He's so...pleased with himself. About tucking his jersey in wrong.

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much again. :) ♥ I'll make sure anyone who uses them credits!

YES, haha, the half-tucked-in jersey is what I noticed and squeed over right away. ♥